Win the Kingdom or Tear it Down! Grand Theft Horse - Wreak havoc in a medieval world. The Great Tournament is offering the hand of the princess as a prize. Go from local brigand to champion. Or don t. Guy (that s you) and his friend (conveniently named Buddy) are out to win the prize with holy hand grenades, pimped out horses, and their own personal minstrels in tow. It s madness and mayhem with true comedic flair.